♪ Current mood: Just finished painting the Tetris SETXMisFits logo on the actual wagon. Green for Pa, pink for Ma, purple for Baby Boss. Photos incoming once the rain stops.

Projector Mario Kart at Huntsville State Park last weekend was legendary — 100" screen hung off the vardo, eight players, raccoons watching from the trees like "what the hell are these humans doing". Evelyn destroyed everyone as Baby Peach. Naturally.

The chickens have unionized. Nugget is the shop steward. Send help (or mealworms).

We are a family of certified Southeast Texas misfits living in a hand-built gypsy wagon (vardo), raising chickens, hunting geocaches, projecting video games on the side of the house for the whole block, and generally refusing to act our age.

Pa (green) - IT guy by day, fence-building, rail-tie-wrestling maniac by life
Ma (pink) - keeps the whole circus running and occasionally lets Pa live
Baby Boss (purple) - 10 going on 30, professional gamer, chicken whisperer
Lillie (blue) + DJ (orange) - the big kids who escaped but still get roped into projector nights

This site is our unfiltered, no-algorithm, no-ads, zero-corporate-bullshit corner of the internet. Just like the old days. Stay as long as you like. Sign the guestbook. Steal a button. Honk if you see the vardo rolling down the road.

Actual photo from a projector night - yes, the neighbors really do show up with lawn chairs