We`re a squad of certified Southeast Texas oddballs crashin` through life on our 1.5~acre homestead ~ raisin` rebellious chickens, chasin` geocaches like buried treasure, blastin` video games on massive projector screens for neighborhood movie nights, and haulin` our DIY gypsy wagon (the vardo) to state parks for off~grid shenanigans. No fancy filters here ~ just raw, redneck~infused family chaos with a side of squirreladillo sass.

Pa (green) ~ Dawn gym warrior, daytime IT wrangler, afternoon farm fixer and master of all trades (or at least pretendin` to be).
Ma (pink) ~ The chaos conductor, unpaid shrink, and domestic dynamo keepin` this circus on the rails.
Eve (purple) ~ Tween goin` on twenty, Fortnite phenom who`ll drop you in a build battle without breakin` a sweat.

This site`s our eternal, ad~free digital campfire ~ no algorithms, no ads, just pure 90s web nostalgia cranked to 11. Like GeoCities reborn, but with better ATVs and beach fireworks.

A Snapshot of Our Shenanigans (2026 Edition)


Austin vibes ` March 2025


New wheels! July 2025 haul


Ma & Pa out on the town ` October 2025 EDM night


Westbound & down! Camping trip July 2025


Exploring Mother Neff State Park ` July 2025

Yeah, we`re those neighbors. Come geocache with us!