:: THE TRANSCRIPTION :: "I`m so excited that Fortnite on March 5 is gonna have a South Park gear. But I`m worried that there gonna be a lot of cursing. I`m Excited to set Kenny Bc I see myself in him, also Towelie gonna be a sidekick and that could cause a lot of cursing."

Straight from the purple~coded source herself! Eve is dropping the hype for the March 5th Fortnite x South Park drop. We are looking at a full~scale Kenny invasion (the ultimate misfit underdog), but the Towelie sidekick situation has the "parental alert" lights flashing red. That towel has a mouth like a sailor in a salt mine! Ma`s already preppin` the chat filter. Battle royale just got blasphemously fun! Who`s squadin` up?

[Pencil~Powered Evidence: Eve`s raw notes on the impending cuss~fest]

This was 1 of around 6 squad Victory Royales we got together over the past week weve all had together. Spent a large portion of the winter holidays playing Fortnite due to their 1 a day open presents restrictions. Was a great way to pass the time!

Mom, Dad, and Eve securing the win ~ Fortnite winter holiday grind

Projector night against the house wall ~ Evelyn crushed a Victory Royale on her first Switch 2 test run. Epic start! Switched to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with all the new DLC cups ~ grindin` through every 100cc track. Before dark, hooked the fouton to the 4~wheeler trailer for a bumpy joyride with Ma and Eve. Night vision phone cam caught the chaos ~ awesome sauce indeed!

Homestead theater ~ chairs, ATV, and wall screen ready


Trailer couch cruise ~ pre~dark adventure vibes


Night vision wins ~ Fortnite and Mario Kart projector magic


Evelyn`s Victory Royale glow~up

Got a cold front coming in this afternoon. Windy, Windy, Windy outside. SETX is finally getting that cold weather you see on Hallmark TV shows sans the snow. These two have made it an all out Fortnite afternoon, Evelyn on her original Switch and Ma on the Switch2.

Heater? Check.

Chili on the stove? Check.

Curled up with a blanket? Check.

Two Victory Royal`s and smiling faces caught on camera tonight? Check.

Look at this misfit gamer crushing it! Evelyn snagged a #1 Victory Royale in Fortnite tonight, chilling on the floor like a boss with her controller and phone setup. The TV`s blasting that sweet win screen, speakers ready to rumble, and the whole room`s got that Nintendo vibe. No fancy setup needed ~ just pure skill and a comfy spot. Way to go, kiddo! Who`s next for a family battle royale?

~Posted by Dad (with a little help from Grok Lee)

hey its evelyn!!

If you play on Switch you might have some problems,
because Fortnite takes alot of internet and it could glitch and crash.
Feeling brave come join me for a round or two, if you want to play with me
just look up my Fortnite username Evebutt14, my Dad`s is Cyber-Hazard
and Mom`s is LunaMom86 if you think you can take us.
Be careful with all the sweats on there, dont worry I have VC (voice chat) and you do too we
can talk together!! But if you dont you don't have to

Evelyn (age 11, professional sweat destroyer)

Tonight, November 17, 2023, my heart damn near exploded with pride. Nine-year-old Evelyn Lee just solo`d Ganondorf and then full blown Ganon in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the original N64. No fairies. No potions. Just pure, savage skill. This was a two~month family epic odyssey: Jaclyn, Evelyn, and me reliving every temple together.

Zelda is how Jaclyn and I held on when we had nothing else. Now Evelyn claimed her place in the legacy. ~ Pa