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Kountze, Texas ~ 05/02/26 A woods-and-weirdness family field trip with fire, knives, gnomes, and one very determined Lee kid. Some mornings start with coffee, a half-packed car, and everybody quietly deciding whether they are going to be normal that day. This was not one of those mornings.
Rolling out for Whispering Grove Faire — headphones on, sunglasses up, and the whole crew pointed toward Kountze. On May 2, 2026, the SETXMisFits made the run over to Whispering Grove Faire in Kountze, Texas. It had the right kind of energy for us: pine trees, booths tucked into the woods, performers doing dangerous-looking things on purpose, and enough odd little details to make it feel like the forest had been waiting all year to dress up. The faire had that homemade woods-festival feel that fits us better than anything too polished. Dirt paths, shade trees, tents, benches, performers, families wandering around, and plenty of “I wonder what is over there?” moments. The Morning Show: Fire, Knives, and Rural Circus Energy One of the first things that grabbed everybody’s attention was the performance area. Fire twirling, knife throwing, stage banter, and enough “please do not try this in the front yard” energy to make it memorable. Naturally, the kids watched closely, because apparently childhood is mostly just a long tutorial level for things parents are not ready for.
Fire show, knife throwing, and a whole lot of “this is probably fine” happening under the pine trees. There was fire overhead, performers working the crowd, and Evelyn posted up near the fence line watching it all with that calm little observer energy she carries. Some kids just watch a show. Evelyn studies the mechanics. Which is mildly concerning when the show involves blades. Training the Next Rogues Then came the knife throwing. Because apparently the natural progression of a wholesome family outing is:
Step 1: drive to a wooded faire.
Rogue training begins. Somewhere, a Dungeons & Dragons character sheet quietly added proficiency. The girls got to try their hand at throwing knives, and there was a very real moment where you could almost hear the internal video game music change. Evelyn leaned in, focused up, and suddenly this was not just a faire activity anymore. This was a side quest. Ma stood nearby doing what Ma does best: supervising, guiding, and making sure fun stayed on the correct side of the emergency room. Stormeigh was there too, and she is quickly becoming one of those extra kids who just naturally folds into the family orbit. Good kid, good company, and very much welcome on future adventures.
Evelyn at the line, locked in and watching close — equal parts kid, student, and tiny future adventurer. There is something funny and sweet about watching kids try something old-world and hands-on like this. No screen. No controller. Just aim, throw, miss, laugh, adjust, and try again. That is the good stuff. The Lee Unit and the Shoulder-Ride Solution At one point, the crowd got thick enough that Stormeigh had trouble seeing what was going on. This is where Evelyn being a Lee became relevant. Stormeigh is a little smaller and shorter than Evelyn, and Evelyn, being built from the same mysterious Lee-family material as fence posts and old farm equipment, simply picked her up so she could see over the crowd. That pretty much sums up their friendship dynamic right there.
Stormeigh came along for the adventure, and Evelyn handled crowd visibility the Lee-family way: lift the small friend higher. It was one of those little moments that says more than a posed picture ever could. Not dramatic. Not planned. Just one kid helping another kid see the show. And that is exactly the kind of thing worth saving. The Gnome and the Valkyrie Somewhere in the faire, we found a booth with a sign that read like destiny had developed a sense of humor: Naturally, Pa and Ma had to stop for a picture. Because when you are a couple with a noticeable height difference and the universe hands you a gnome-and-valkyrie sign, you do not ignore that. You document it for the historical record.
The Gnome and the Valkyrie. We are not saying the sign was about us, but we are not denying it either. This is also one of those pictures that feels very on-brand for us. Weird booth, handmade sign, woods in the background, gnomes at ground level, and two MisFits grinning like we found an inside joke the faire accidentally left out in public. That is our kind of souvenir. A Good Woods Day Whispering Grove Faire ended up being exactly the kind of small adventure that fits the family memory box. Not a huge vacation. Not some giant production. Just a good day tucked into the pine trees with performers, booths, fire, blades, jokes, friends, and kids making memories in the middle of it all. Stormeigh came along and fit right into the chaos. Evelyn got to observe, participate, and help her friend see over the crowd. Ma kept the orbit steady. Pa found the jokes. The faire supplied the gnomes. That is a successful field trip. And if this is the beginning of Stormeigh slowly becoming the fourth kid in the adventure rotation, then honestly, she picked a pretty good starting quest. :: Back Toward the Trail |