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Powered by stowaway rodents & a 300-mile long victory lap
CHAPTER 2: THE 300 ~ MILE HITCH HIKER
The Vardo Takeover ~ Evadale, TX

Cap`n Stash on the Mushroom Blanket



We really thought we had left the Squirreladillo behind in Glen Rose after our geocaching adventures. Four days later, the Jeep and our brand~new pride~and~joy (the off~road Vardo with the cream canvas and green trim) pulled into the driveway.

Herman popped open the door to grab the last cooler, and the smell of toasted marshmallows and mischief rolled out. Then came the sound: clack~ clack~clack~ rattle~rattle~rattle.

Nestled on top of the rumpled mushroom blanket was the original rust~red Squirreladillo. One oversized Glen Rose pecan was still clamped in his jaws like a 300~mile victory cigar. He yawned, stretched, and dropped the pecan on Herman`s boot with a deliberate thunk.

By dawn, the takeover was complete. Straight~line tank tracks led from the Vardo`s step to the big pecan tree. The mushroom curtain now sporting a brand~new Squirreladillo~sized flap chewed right through the center. Herman refuses to sew it shut; he calls it "historic."

That night, the coop camera caught the coronation: Cap`n Stash standing on the Vardo`s tongue box at moonrise, pecan raised like Excalibur. We didn`t bring a Squirreladillo home. That little armored outlaw upgraded his address and kept our wagon as his summer palace.


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CONTINUE TO CHAPTER 3: THE BATTLE FOR THE VARDO
(Or, How We Learned That "Eviction" Is Not in a Squirreladillo Vocabulary)


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