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Home of Projector Nights, Fortnite Sweaties, & Rosalina Dominance Friday January 30th 2026 ~ Projector Party Beacon: Lure 'Em In! Got a case of the cabin fever blues and whipped up this sign to flag down fellow gamers durin' our projector nights against the house. Folks drivin' by might spot the glow and pull over for some multiplayer mayhem. Takin' it on vardo camps too ~ hopin' to snag some state park kids for Eve to squad up with. Ditchin' social media for real~life squad goals ~ come join the chaos!
Who knows? Might spark a MisFit meetup ~ controllers ready, vibes high! Friday January 23rd 2026 ~ South Park Fortnite Frenzy: Level 100+ Squad Goals We`ve been divin' headfirst into the South Park Fortnite collab since it dropped ~ total madness and we`re lovin' every chaotic drop! Ma and Evelyn are crushin' it over level 100+, jugglin' gym grinds, school/work, and homestead hustle ~ that`s some next~level dedication right there. With the cold lockin' us down, I geeked out on AI image mods. Ran this victory pic through to cartoon~ify it ~ captured our MisFit energy spot~on. Original left, AI glow~up right. Goin' forward, expect more 16~bit SNES~style tweaks for that nostalgia punch ~ retro vibes incoming!
Winter holidays turned into epic squad sessions ~ here`s to more drops, dubs, and digital doodles! January 15, 2026 ~ Toe Tappin` Thursday: The Just Dance 2026 Kickoff! Another great "Toe Tappin` Thursday" with the first Just Dance of 2026 kicking off! It`s been a while since we had the youngin`s over, oh but it was so worth it. My old butt (Ma) really needed the competition; the energy levels in the room were off the charts. Watching the boys come alive when "Final Countdown" comes on warms the soul to a level that is unexplainable. :-)
The living room might be small, but the vibes were huge! Nothing beats seeing the whole family (and the honorary family) sweating it out for a high score. Who knew "The Final Countdown" could be such a workout? January 8, 2026 ~ LEVEL UP: Eve`s Official Intel
Straight from the purple~coded source herself! Eve is dropping the hype for the March 5th Fortnite x South Park drop. We are looking at a full~scale Kenny invasion (the ultimate misfit underdog), but the Towelie sidekick situation has the "parental alert" lights flashing red. That towel has a mouth like a sailor in a salt mine! Ma`s already preppin` the chat filter. Battle royale just got blasphemously fun! Who`s squadin` up?
[Pencil~Powered Evidence: Eve`s raw notes on the impending cuss~fest] December 26th 2025 ~ Holiday Squad Goals: Winter Royale Success This was 1 of around 6 squad Victory Royales we got together over the past week weve all had together. Spent a large portion of the winter holidays playing Fortnite due to their 1 a day open presents restrictions. Was a great way to pass the time!
Mom, Dad, and Eve securing the win ~ Fortnite winter holiday grind December 20th 2025 ~ Projector Night Shenanigans: Victory Royale & Trailer Thrills Projector night against the house wall ~ Evelyn crushed a Victory Royale on her first Switch 2 test run. Epic start! Switched to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with all the new DLC cups ~ grindin` through every 100cc track. Before dark, hooked the fouton to the 4~wheeler trailer for a bumpy joyride with Ma and Eve. Night vision phone cam caught the chaos ~ awesome sauce indeed!
Homestead theater ~ chairs, ATV, and wall screen ready
Trailer couch cruise ~ pre~dark adventure vibes
Night vision wins ~ Fortnite and Mario Kart projector magic Evelyn`s Victory Royale glow~up December 14th, 2025 : Comfy Gaming & Cold Weather
Got a cold front coming in this afternoon. Windy, Windy, Windy outside. SETX is finally getting that cold weather you see on Hallmark TV shows sans the snow. These two have made it an all out Fortnite afternoon, Evelyn on her original Switch and Ma on the Switch2. Heater? Check. Chili on the stove? Check. Curled up with a blanket? Check. Two Victory Royal`s and smiling faces caught on camera tonight? Check. Evelyn`s Fortnite Domination: Victory Royale ~ December 12, 2025
Look at this misfit gamer crushing it! Evelyn snagged a #1 Victory Royale in Fortnite tonight, chilling on the floor like a boss with her controller and phone setup. The TV`s blasting that sweet win screen, speakers ready to rumble, and the whole room`s got that Nintendo vibe. No fancy setup needed ~ just pure skill and a comfy spot. Way to go, kiddo! Who`s next for a family battle royale? ~Posted by Dad (with a little help from Grok Lee) December 2, 2025 : Baby Boss`s first post online hey its evelyn!! If you play on Switch you might have some problems, Evelyn (age 11, professional sweat destroyer) November 17, 2023 : Pa here with "The Legend of Zelda: Our Family`s Eternal Legacy" Tonight, November 17, 2023, my heart damn near exploded with pride. Nine-year-old Evelyn Lee just solo`d Ganondorf and then full blown Ganon in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the original N64. No fairies. No potions. Just pure, savage skill. This was a two~month family epic odyssey: Jaclyn, Evelyn, and me reliving every temple together. Zelda is how Jaclyn and I held on when we had nothing else. Now Evelyn claimed her place in the legacy. ~ Pa |
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