We are a family of certified Southeast Texas misfits living on an acre and a half in a modest manufactured home, raising chickens, hunting geocaches, projecting video games on the side of the house for the whole neighborhood, and rolling our hand-built gypsy wagon (the vardo) to state parks and adventures.

Pa (green) - Gym rat in the morning, IT guy by day, my own farm hand & Jack of all trades in the afternoons
Ma (pink) - The glue, the boss,keeps the whole circus running as the unpaid therapist & domestic secretary
Baby Boss (purple) - 11 going on 18, pro gamer, will smoke you at Fortnite

This site is our no-algorithm, no-ads, no-bullshit eternal corner of the internet.
Just like GeoCities intended — but with better chickens and a squirreladillo mascot.

Yeah, we're those neighbors.